Six months ago, I did the autopsy for a certain girl.
"Shinjuku Medical University Hospital"
I found what looked like a sticker. It didn't seem significant at the time.
But six months later, I learned that it was a miniaturized transmitter.
After I reported this fact to my boss,
I started to feel like I was in danger...
And I fled the West Side.
If I want my life back, I need him to solve the mystery.
But...
Hey! Hurry up and cook dinner!
Coming right up...
He shows no sign of ever asking about my case.
"Shinjuku Ward"
Shinjuku's west side.
On the other side of the wall from its well-ordered, well-lit streets
lies the chaos of the east.
In the darkness of Kabukicho,
where elephants roar to sound the time,
and villains lurk in every shadow,
you'll find six detectives.
"Sherlock Holmes" Weirdos, freaks, bozos and fools to a man,
"Fuyuto Kyogoku" Weirdos, freaks, bozos and fools to a man,
"Michel Belmont" who knows what madness they'll bring with them.
"Lucy Morstan" "Mary Morstan" who knows what madness they'll bring with them.
"Torataro Kobayashi" who knows what madness they'll bring with them.
Please enjoy this battle of wits between detectives.
"The Dream of Fuyuto Kyokgoku, the Ace"
Happy Birthday, Moriarty!
Thanks, guys!
So, how old are you now?
Sixteen.
You smell the same as me.
You'd do better to leave this dump and go to the West Side.
You live in a dump, too!
Once I catch Jack the Ripper, that 300,000,000 yen reward is mine.
I'll leave the East Side and never come back!
No, but thank you.
You know, nobody's mentioned Jack lately.
"Tea" The case before was a fake.
The last murder was six months ago.
Alexandra, Ward Mayor Moran's daughter.
I don't like Moran, but she was a pretty girl, right?
Congratulations!
This is from the three of us!
Thanks!
It's a homemade photo book of the three of us!
Get fapping!
Thanks.
Maki-san, my birthday is November 12th.
Moririn, you got a girlfriend?
Nope.
But he puts flowers into his student notebook and presses them.
What? How romantic!
Don't be stupid!
They're my sister's, and they're just clovers.
Really?
Really!
--Moriarty's sister has to be gorgeous!
--People really like him, huh? --Moriarty's sister has to be gorgeous!
--People really like him, huh? --Bring her by sometime!
No way!
Come on! Why not?
John!
Yes?
Can you get your stuff packed by the weekend?
Huh?
I'm making that room into a walk-in closet.
Why not just move into Sherlock's place?
Thanks!
What?
--We're closed today! --Open this door!
--Are you there?
--Jeez, knock it off. --Are you there?
Stop it already. We're closed today--
Help me! Please!
Beautiful!
Come right this way!
--I've got such a wonderful night
--What's up? --I've got such a wonderful night
--What's up? --in store for you!
--I've seen him somewhere before... --in store for you!
You swallowed that right down.
Well? Feel better?
Yes.
Actually, the police are after me.
He's the one the TV said killed the owner of Gachoen!
Gachoen?
The place that uses the legendary rocker B-zo as their mascot?
"Gachoen" The place that uses the legendary rocker B-zo as their mascot?
A super fancy hotel on the west side!
Three Michelmen stars.
And you're free to have "guests" over, too!
Disgusting.
This is my card.
Tanaka... the lawyer?
"Lawer" "Pu Tanaka"
Kiguma?
It's read "Pu."
"Pu" It's read "Pu."
Tell us more, Pu.
Pu?
I was working in my office on the West Side last night.
"Lawyer" I was working in my office on the West Side last night.
I got a call from Uncle Cosmos around eight.
Cosmos?
It's my uncle's name. It's written "Uchu."
"Uchu" It's my uncle's name. It's written "Uchu."
"Chikyu" And my father's name is "Gaia," which is written "Chikyu."
Those are terrible names.
He said he'd been diagnosed with cancer,
"Will" He said he'd been diagnosed with cancer,
and wanted to make me, his nephew, his sole heir.
"Pu's Uncle" He doesn't have any kids, you see.
He made the will and we had some drinks.
But I drank too much...
And when I woke up...
He was covered in blood!
Nobody move!
Pu Tanaka, you're under arrest for suspicion of murder.
That's a little rough, isn't it?
No! It wasn't me!
Take him in!
I didn't do it!
Please believe me! I didn't do it!
Let me go!
You know a cute boy like him couldn't kill anybody.
Mrs. Hudson, you can't interfere with official police...
See? Feels good, right?
--Yes, it does.
--Good. --Yes, it does.
Oww. Oww.
Okay, I'm your client today.
Your reward is 5,000,000 yen, S-Rank with bonus!
I don't think he's my type.
I'm out.
So what are we actually looking at, here?
Ninety percent chance of conviction.
You're the most cautious guy I know. If you say so, I'm out.
If B-chan is involved, I have to take part in this!
When the sun sets in other towns,
in our town of Kabukicho the neon lights turn on.
If you want coins of gold and silver...
Bring back my precious Pu!
A light shines in the detectives' eyes.
This row house is filled with the strangest of men.
And people call it, "The Detective's Row House."
The winner this time will be the one who proves Pu's innocence
and brings him back to me!
Give me Pu!
"Shinjuku Gate Eastern Side"
Hurry up, you piece of shit!
If you want to be treated as a human being, you'll have to get to the West Side.
I don't want to get anywhere near that pig Moran!
Hey!
Well, he's a pig, but he's a nice pig?
You're getting an extra pat-down. Come with me!
No! No thank you!
All hail Mayor Moran! Moran forever!
We're here.
Go.
Why?
We can't get through that disgusting gate.
But if you want to get to the West Side, it's your only hope--
There's another way.
The path you took to get here.
"Shinjuku Ward West Side Glamping Hospital Gachoen"
The man himself?
B-zo-san was a friend of Cosmos Tanaka, the deceased.
--And last night-- --I'm honored to meet you!
I am Fuyuto Kyogoku, the ace of the Detective's Row House!
Your language is solid, but if your words are too stiff,
"Legendary Rock Singer" your heart will get hard, too!
"Legendary Rock Singer" Break your shell, baby!
I actually... I'm a huge fan of yours!
Seriously, you say?
Yes!
"Western Dream B-zo Uchida" This book, given to me by my childhood friend,
is what made me a real man!
"Kyogoku The Dreamer's Story"
The book told me there's a world on the outside!
"Kyogoku The Dreamer's Story" The book showed me the beauties that wait for you when you go full throttle!
"Kyogoku The Dreamer's Story" You are my master!
"Kyogoku The Dreamer's Story" Rise up, me! Rise up, Fuyuto!
Great! Feels great.
I'm happy to run into one of my genes, my baby.
Hooray! I shook his hand!
I'll never wash this hand again!
Um, B-zo, can you explain what happened last night?
Okay. Cosmos-chan and Pu made their will and got drinking.
I tried to join in, but it felt like a family thing.
If only I'd been selfish and asked to join them...
I'll take over from here.
After making the will, Cosmos got drunk and passed out.
And when he was out cold, Pu killed him with a knife!
After the fire stopped, we found a body we believe belonged to Cosmos,
and something of Pu's that had blood on it.
Is there a possibility somebody else was there?
Nothing!
Nobody was on the security cameras!
So it's clear that Pu did it.
What kind of moron lawyer
would have a guy draft a will and kill him five minutes later?
Either way, if we find the weapon that Pu used, it's the end.
"Pu Tanaka's Residence"
Um, this is about Pu, right?
Yes. Um...
What was his relationship with Cosmos-san?
He was my husband's brother.
They didn't talk a lot, but he was...
"Pu's Mother" ...very good to Pu.
These are bills from loan sharks.
For Pu, and your husband Gaia.
Women? Gambling?
Gambling, huh?
Um...
Poop.
The bathroom's on the right at the end of the hall.
Sorry, he's weird.
But he's the best at his job!
I'm sure he'll prove Pu-san's innocence.
Our Pu wanted to be a doctor.
But he was scared of blood so he became a lawyer.
I can't imagine him using a knife... I just can't!
"I can't believe that curse would affect Pu-chan, too. But now I won't dream of being watched anymore."
So, you've found the killer, you say?
Kyogoku-san, go ahead.
Okay.
One call is all it will take.
Yes, this is the Tanaka residence.
Hello, this is Kyogoku with the West Side Police.
Oh, my Pu...
Oh? Pu was just released.
Really? I'm so glad.
I had a question for you.
Did Cosmos-san invite Gaia-san and Pu-kun to go gambling?
Well...
And he got them deep in debt.
Am I wrong?
That's correct.
He practically forced them to go, and...
It was a pretty nasty thing he did.
Yes. To be honest, I think he got what he deserved.
I'm happy to hear that.
Thank you for cooperation.
In other words, Pu and his mother had a motive for the murder.
The numbers under the names indicate the amount of money they owed.
I've called several places and checked myself.
I make my declaration here and now...
The criminal, the culprit here, is Pu!
Wasn't the job to prove his innocence?
I'm not a detective for the money, you know.
Because justice!
Crazy.
I totally respect that.
Stop it, brother bro.
Now, Sherlock-san, it seems that Pu had the motive you were so concerned about.
Now all we need to do is find the weapon he hid, and we're done.
Calm down.
Shut up!
It's not Pu! It can't be Pu!
He's not that stupid!
He wouldn't leave a clue like that!
He did seem smart.
He was going to be a doctor or a lawyer, supposedly.
What do you mean?
His mom was saying that
he became a lawyer because he was scared of seeing blood,
so he couldn't use a knife to kill him.
The police didn't announce what the weapon was yet.
Which means...
What's this?
Before he came to the Detective's Row House,
Pu went home and gave this to his mom.
Then it was him?
Now, I think it's time you admitted your mistake.
When did I make a mistake?
We know that
--Pu came here after the murder. --Yes, of course!
The weapon's right there, baby.
I'll call you again when we're done. Thanks.
It's great to have a friend, a buddy.
Mr. Holmes.
What's in that pocket?
It looked like a knife to me.
The one used to kill Cosmos-chan.
Really?
The right pocket.
This is the end, perhaps.
Now let's see it.
Why'd this look like a knife to you?
Um...
When I stuck my hand in my pocket, you weren't even in the room.
How'd you know it was a knife?
And the murder weapon, too?
What's going on here?
You wanna hear?
I sure do!
Please tell me!
Hey, old man.
Give it up already!
Any idiot can tell that Pu did it!
There's plenty of evidence!
That's the thing!
It doesn't make sense that there's so much evidence!
Then if it's not Pu, who did it?
What caught my attention were the love letters from Cosmos in Pu's mom's room.
He just had a crush on her a long time ago!
But the mom chose Gaia, the younger brother.
Pu's dad.
Well, sucks for him, I guess.
But I want to know who killed Cosmos!
Cosmos is dead now. Who cares what he was mad about?
What if Cosmos wasn't actually dead?
They found the body, right?
They only found a burnt corpse.
That's quibbling!
Cosmos and Pu were the only ones in the room.
And Pu's the only one who left!
So the body's gotta belong to Cosmos!
The body probably belongs to Pu's pops, Gaia.
Cosmos let Gaia stay with him in secret,
saying that he was helping him hide from the loan sharks.
Then he called Pu over, got him drunk,
put his own clothes on Gaia's corpse,
put the knife in Pu's hands and started a fire.
Pu, panicked by the knife and the fire, fled.
That's the deal.
So where the hell's Cosmos, then?
I just put the knife in my pocket.
Only you, the person who was with me, should know that.
That's true.
Then how'd B-zo know?
Cosmos told him.
On the phone.
Shut up!
If Cosmos is the killer, then bring him here!
Stand by me! Now!
Now?
Yes! Just now!
As you like.
You owed him a lot of money, too, right?
So you played your part in the farce.
The party's over.
Oh, my god!
How is being a peeping tom different from being arrested for murder?
I don't know, how?
One gives you a boner. With the other, you're just boned.
A dirty joke, huh?
That's all the time we have for today.
So, let's talk about our future.
Our future?
I don't mind an age difference, after all.
Age difference?
"Western Dream B-zo Uchida"
B-zo... Goodbye.
Get cleaning!
You're behind schedule! Get to it!
Your share of the space is this one sofa.
Don't stick out from it by a millimeter!
Okay.
So about my job...
Someone was watching me the whole time from behind my mirror--
Never mind! Leave!
"The Water's Usually Hot" Your front door's unlocked-German-suplex!
"What Do We Know About Jack the Ripper?" "See you next week!"